Sex and the City Parody:
Bea Arthur, Sally Struthers,
Charlotte Rae and
Katherine Belmon.
Samantha:
"I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel."
Charlotte:
"I just know no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington, I just wanna give up." Miranda:
"Well I just want to tie her down and force feed her lard, but that's the difference between you and me."
Samantha:
You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.
MAD TV Parody:
Carrie:
How does this happen? How do they get the message that the ass is now on the menu?
Miranda:
It's my clitoris, not the sphinx! Carrie:
I think you just found the title of your autobiography !
Samantha:
Hello, 911. I'm on fire!
Samantha: I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you. Carrie:
Yes, it's airborne.
Movie Soundtrack:
Carrie:
I'd like to think that people have more than one soulmate. Samantha:
I agree! I've had hundreds. Carrie:
Yeah! And you know what, if you miss one, along comes another one. Like cabs.
Charlotte:
How can you forget a guy you've slept with? Carrie:
Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.
Samantha:
One time I fucked a guy because he had a swimming pool. I came over and he used to bring me Kool-Aid. Carrie:
Kool-Aid? Samantha:
Yeah, I was thirteen! And honey, you should have seen my tan!